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World Series Game #1: Cliff Lee vs. CC Sabathia




Yankees vs. Phillies. Me vs. the rest of Purple Row. Go Yankees! Go me!

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N.L.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can never

get myself up to rooting for the evil empire and living in NJ surrounded by Yankee fans and knowing a lot of stupid fans i still can’t but i am rooting for the Phillies to lose

Ugh. Yankees are undoubtedly the most evil-filled team in baseball. Go Phils.

I have faith

that Jayson Werth, Ryan Howard, Cliff Lee, Chase Utley, and Joe Girardi can deliver another championship for the Phils. It was 28 years since they won until they won last year, so they can have one more.

Plus, they’re playing the Yankees.

Remember hate=love.

So if we’re having a hatefest in here tonight, we’re really having a lovefest.

It's Opposite Day, is it?

Ah, so you’ve been walking into walls instead of doors again. That explains such statements. My sympathies.

Every day is opposite day for me!
Do you have unbirthday parties too?
That's every day

not my birthday!

Just to let you know

I’m on board with you, Russ. I just don’t want the Phillies to win. Plus, I think that baseball is more interesting when the Yankees are good.

The Yankees don't need to be good for me to hate them
But it's more fun to hate them when they're good, right?

I mean, otherwise it’s just sad.

Not really

I thoroughly enjoyed their disaster last year.

But from an MLB standpoint you are right, it will do better when the Yankees are good.

ditto here.

I harbor more animosity for the Phillies than the Yankees over the course of my life. But I hope it’s at least a few good games to watch. :-)

I don't know how

Maybe it’s the fact the Phils bounced the Rox, or that they won it all last year, or that JRoll and Howard are way overrated, but I find myself, involuntarily, wanting to see the Yankees win. I feel dirty.

You should :)
actually, what I really want to see is a bunch of 12 to 11 slugfests. Good pitching is boring, unless it is Rox good pitching
That would be fun

But I rather see the Phils win a pitchers duel than the Yankees win a slugfest

I don't know

Watching a truly masterful pitching performance is one of my favorite things in baseball. Not to say that I don’t enjoy a good slugfest.

Does anyone know any Mets or Indians fans?

I’m just wondering who they are rooting for.

The Mets fan

I know don’t care. Baseball died months ago for them.

I think it's odd though that they would not pick between the lesser of the evils
If you read this

I know lots of indians fans now that I live in Cleveland

Who are they rooting for?
During lineups

Did anyone notice that while the Yankees were being announced they played the theme from Star Wars? Why wouldn’t they play the Imperial Dirge? Come on, embrace being the Empire. Also, it’s a way better piece of music.

G'night Jimmy Rollins
Oh my gosh you guys

This Phillies lineup is like an American League lineup. I had never heard that before. Apparently they can beat you 1 through 9.

ohhhhhh so THAT'S why they were so good
Tonight it really is like an American League lineup because they are using a DH
Leadoff bunt?

popup?

who are these guys

ryan howard vs lefty. get ready to lol
I guess it wouldn't have mattered if we brought in Beimal

That looked familiar.

yup, I'm lol'ing
Utley walks

bad…. flashbacks

Howard doubles

EVEN… MORE… BAD… FLASHBACKS

Walk to Utley!

I really do love that guy.

How about Buck's comment about Philly being the only NL team built to win a World Series.

What AL team besides the Yankees was built to win the World Series this year?

YOU SEE SABATHIA PITCHED UTLEY INSIDE LIKE NL PITCHERS

NO AL LHP WILL PITCH A LHB INSIDE BECAUSE THAT IS NL PITCHING

sabathia makes Howard look like he's been going to subway
Gritty walk there
Werth is too tall

and too talented to be adequately “gritty”

how would you put it then
Hmm

good question

this ump looks afraid to ring someone up. happened to utley too
Both of the payoff pitches were balls
WALK I BAN EZ

clap clap clapclapclap

Rule #1: We don't talk about rule #2

Rule #2: You do not walk in a run.

Is the crowd booing yet
well that was interesting
It's just the begining
Let's go Cliff Lee
To gopher town.
gopherball*
No, to Pwntown

I hear he owns some property there

He sold that.

Too expensive.

clint eastwood, matt damon, and morgan freeman. A perfect storm
was that rugby?
They said World Cup

So I guessed Soccer. Didn’t look like Soccer though.

the sport doesn't matter, it has starzzzz.

stars trying out funny accents too

i have seen a spike curveball

Pedro threw it with Boston, if not now. My high school essentially taught that pitch. Its not THAT uncommon

Doesn't

Jeff Niemann throw that? Or at least he did in college.

spike curve. I might have to try that sometime
the resultant top spin provides really quick downward movement

The downside is that it is a bit harder to control and throw with velocity (more moving parts coming out of the hand) and a trained hitter can pick up the spin pretty well. Of course, if you throw it as well as lee, it doesn’t matter

That was the second awful bunt this game
I'm shocked we are seeing bunts with these lineups
They are American League style lineups
Nice job Cliff
That was impressive
Time for some runs Phillies

come on guys you did it to the Dodgers

and to us

urk

WHOAH BOY DID YOU ALL SEE THAT AL BASEBALL

ALL THE HOME RUNS AND NOT BUNTING

CAPS INDICATE SARCASM
So that was sarcasm?

So…caps don’t indicate sarcasm? I’m confused.

i am very glad LA didnt trade for Lee

Even if it means we would have beaten Philly in the ds

i don't wanna see lee 7 million times in 2010
I don't know

I might take a chance at being here tonight in exchange for having to face Lee 6 times a year

But then we would still have had to face the Dodgers in the NLCS

based on previous history, that may not have gone too well, and then we WOULD have a Dodgers/Yankees World Series.

oy vey

Especially

if they now had Lee instead.

I would take that chance

We would have had JDLR back and our pitching held the Phillies in check pretty well. We could have done it

But if Street had done what he did against the Phillies

against the Dodgers, I probably would have to throw myself out a window. Instead of just wanting to.

Defenestration--it started a war!
What is the defenestration of Prague?
The start of the Thirty Years War in the 17th century
I thought this was Jeopardy

Was I misinformed?

I am now confused
Russ made a statement

I responded with a question that matched his answer. My jokes are not funny.

Nor are mine.

No one gets them.

ahhahahaha

wait, that was a joke, right?

Is the pope Palpatine?
I think that war would have happened either way
Well

the same way the Boston Tea Party was the start of the Revolutionary War.

I thought that was the Battles of Lexington and Concord
No, that's my point

it’s not the first battle, just an event that is seen as sparking the other events which led to the actual war.

in other words

I was making a comparison between the defenestration of Prague and the Boston Tea Party. Since I have a feeling I’m not being clear.

I got you

Both times

Ok good

Confound the obliqueness of the intertubez

No you are

The spark that lit the parched forest ablaze right?

Okay I'm gonna have to admit that even I don't get this reference

it’s at the tip of my brain but I can’t quite get there.

Also, the historinerd quotient at PR must be insane.

But most of that is me.

I found out today that I can be smarmy as a result.

Not just you

me, muzia, and a couple others who I can’t remember

Yeah, but

who’s posted pictures of their history bookcases here?

Who's posted pictures of their Star Wars bookcases?

also you

Point being?

Books are my best friends!

Yeah

I’m just a plain ol’ nerd.

Sorry I think this is my fault

I was just saying that the Boston Tea Party was the spark and the whole situation between the colonies and Great Britian was the forest. The Revolutionary War was probably going to happen anyway but that spark it what actually caused it.

Yeah

which was my point about the Defenestration of Prague.

I think we're on the same page
Nice.

Are you a Historinerd, and if so, what is your Specialty?

/read in Monty Python bridge-keeper voice

Do you mean a history major or just someone who likes history?
Oh you don't need to be a history major :)

You just need to like history. If you fit the bill, welcome welcome.

Oh then I'm defiantly in

Probably like American history the most but anything will really do. I love looking at the cause and effects of things the most.

Remember Crispus Attucks!
Listen my children

and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-Five:
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year….

Oh please

Like he did anything but get lead poisoning

Heh

I guess you could go Alexander Hamilton if you want dramatic deaths. And he helped write the Federalist Papers too.

I love Hamilton

Madison was the man too.

Sometime in the offseason

when it’s really boring, I suggest we make a giant Historinerd Thread. And we can come in there and just gork out on history all we like.

I have promised this.
Oh, I suggested that to Russ.

We already have this confirmed

Sweet

I’ll bring the Middle Ages.

I suggest we all just

ask each other questions and generally act like intellectual snobs.

That could be difficult for me.
We'll make a Historinerd Roster

listing each Historinerd and their specialty. And if people have a burning homework question, they can pop in and be spared a trip to Wikipedia. Free education on PR! See what we do for you people.

Soccer Moms Read and Learn and Etc!
Although I dunno if

professors will accept “Russ, Silverblood, muzia, et al, PurpleRow.com” as a proper MLA citation.

Don't worry

my handle will be capitalized soon enough. That gives me extra cred.

You mean

my exhortation, since retitled “Let us have peace,” isn’t an acceptable source?

Seriously, my professor got a kick out of it when I told him about it and thought I should put it on my CV—and then I told him I compared myself to Washington.

Hmm.

I’m likely left out. War always gets the short shrift.

Eh,

it’s all about Dennis Hart Mahan and Sylvanus Thayer for me,

I knew Thayer, had to look up Mahan

I really need to catch up on my military history, too much political reading lately.

Yeah

Hamilton was a visionary. He knew what he wanted the country to become.

Agreed completely. My favorite Founding Father
I love Ben Franklin too
I have very mixed feelings on Ben

But that can wait for the Historinerd thread

I look forward to reading them
Damn this is going to be fun

Then we can all go be Historinerds together and not get funny looks from the rest of PR.

So we’ve got:
me
Russ
you
RhodeIslandRoxFan

any other applicants I may have missed?

RMN

Oh, wait.

Charlie77 and nodakroxfan

maybe SandlotKid? I think he is still banned for the Torre….the catching thing.

No, that

lasted only a few hours.

Yeah I forgot Charlie
We need to advertize this

Maybe on PR’s 5th birthday we can turn it into a history site

Did someone summon a historinerd?

You need another here, it seems.

Yeah and American history is your bag too
See, I thought this thread was going to be about the world series

so I avoided it. But my historisense was tingling…

I'm probably

going to visit Grant’s Tomb on Sunday before I head downtown for the night.

I really want to go there

I need to visit NY someday.

I agree Dodgers/Yankees would have been unbearable but I would still roll those dice
BOOOAAAAARRRRRING
The weathermen can't even get it right when forecasting the present

http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/local/USNY0172?lswe=bronx&from=searchbox_localwx

that's not so much forcasting as looking out the window
You're right

Apparently they can’t do that either

Sit the tiddlywinks down ARod
Cliff lee is a beast

He hits his location almost every time

users are losers
and losers are users
so don’t use drugs
don’t use drugs

excellent sig.
thanks

Something new for the winter months.

Looks like ump is squeezing Lee

at least on Gameday.

wait a tic

there is a sign advertising 24 in january
But Jack died!

No.

Kim decided to try the treatment or whatever. It’s in New York this season. Oh, and I met Kiefer Sutherland at the Bowery Ballroom after a Rocco Deluca concert. Would have liked to seen him inebriated.

oh right i remember

you met him, as in shook hands and chatted?

Yeah, told him

how much I liked 24 and asked him if Rocco Deluca was coming back to NYC any time soon. He used to be the guy’s manager.

that's cool

And you escaped without being tortured? well played

Shorter

than I expected.

tell that to all the fictional bad guys he's killed
You know...

Same thing I had with Lawrence Fishburn. Short guy. But then later someone told me, and it makes sense, that a lot of leading men are short, makes it easier to film scenes with women.

But

A friend had pointed out at one time how much of a difference in height there was between DAvid Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, and in a lot of X Files episodes, you can see the difference as they are walking but then she steps up on a box for the close up.

After spending my 2nd driveway session with the snowblower

I guess it’s a good thing the AL won the All-Star game and the Phillies bounced the Rockies. Imagine trying to start the World Series in Denver tonight?

Be worse than Game 5 (I'm pretty sure it was Game 5) in 97
Why is Chase Utley's hair always wet?
I wonder that myself

it’s like he’s got the perma-gel look going.

that or he’s just a really greasy dude.

He self-lubricates

(okay okay I’ll do it)

…that’s what she said

Can't speak to "always,"

but it is raining in NY

But even here

The night where it was freezing cold…wet hair.

Or greasy

I really do wonder whether Chutley’s look is water-based or oil-based…

utley is good
He is dreamy,

but BOOOO!!!!!

Chase Utley

That guy is really good

for a Bruin
Oh, yeah.

Oregon is going to destroy USC on national TV this Saturday night.

okay,if you say so...

I actually don’t know. I could kind of tell from the Notre Dame game that USC’s football team is sort of vulnerable this year with all the freshmen/sophomores starting.

And Mark Sanchez throwing picks in the big time
our starting QB's besides Carson Palmer never seem to translate to the pros very well.

Our backups seem to do okay.

Tell that to Matt Cassel right now.
Yeah

Cassel managed to do pretty well for himself: one good season with an insanely talented team turns into 68 mil.

LeinartLOL.

My word=truth
Except when it's wrong
Truth

can be right or wrong, so there.

I guess I would feel better if Philly won this
To make the Rox losing to them worth it?

I can see that justification, but it doesn’t work for me personally :-)

HAHA Yankees

That’s why you don’t build a bandbox in right field like that.

Oh, my...

My 3yo was irritating me by saying she wanted the Phillies to win… but just now she had a brain leak and said she wanted th Dodgers to win. Yes, she is blonde. :-)

the scenarios where this might actually be conceivable,

namely, both the Yankees and Phillies being disqualified some shameful scandal, intrigue me. I want to subscribe to your daughter’s newsletter.

When she learns to write

I’ll let you know ;-)

PS – that’s her on my back in the profile pic. Last season. ;-)

HAHA commentary fail

Try saying “Derek Jeter” five times fast…

Nice Job Lee

Only 40 pitches through three innings.

I thought team blah-blah-blah knew how to work pitchers?
Ooh, stargazing time already?
Wow,

we aren’t discussing the game.

We are missing one hell of a pitchers duel
yankees are losing
For now.

They’re gearing up.

gearing up to suck
the Phillies' blood.
this made me laugh.
Too bad the Phillies ate garlic last night

Yankees are in for a nasty shock

Too bad

the Rockies aren’t playing the Yankees, because everyone knows that Rockies players all carry crosses around their necks and/or in their pockets.

disclaimer: I was fully joking.

Courtesy of Chutley

Hope that changes

The Rockies aren't playing
True.
And historinerdness is more fun anyway
I couldn't agree more.
no.kidding.

I tried to z past all the history stuff, and it just wouldn’t end. Kind of symbolic, if you think about it.

Why

would you ‘z’ past all of that?

Possibly

because I’m an enginerd. :-) But I do like history – understand the conversation, just don’t feel like I have much to contribute.

Non-historinerds will be very welcome in the thread

they can ask us questions, so we can feel important answering them, and deflate our ego-balloons.

Mine's fit to burst.
who won world war II?
It's like

when I walk into my professor’s class with a stack of books related to the books we’re discussing and then the students learn I’m not in the class.

we.are.historinerds

we.are.coming.to.eat.your.children

Well, most of it was self-referential

Talking about being historinerds and making a historinerd thread

Yeah just wait until we get our own thread
I hope SDCat shows up

And talks about the Germans and Pearl Harbor

Historinerd feeding frenzy
Was it over when...

no situation for that at the moment… :-\

Now if she uses the Zimmerman Telegram as evidence, I may let it slide.
I really want this thread already

Do we have to wait until the World Series is over?

Remember how cold and lonely the November Rockpiles are...
Yeah that's the wise thing

save it for when the offseason is REALLY boring.

Garsh, I almost feel like you missed me :)
:-0

but…but…

Lee does have 7 k's thats pretty good
OK, I'm confused

Tried to reply and it still says it’s posting there, but it showed up as a top-level comment…

The comment was deleted.

Once you refresh the page, the comments will look weird.

Oh, ok.

I almost never refresh the page. My bad.

Oy Russ (and any other NY dwellers around here)

I have a (hilarious and extremely) hypothetical question:

Who would you root for in a Mets/Yankees WS?

Yankees.
Oh,

but if the Rockies disappeared one day, I’d totally be a Mets fan. I like a loser.

I like the Mets

They grew on me in college (went to college in upstate NY, and my husband grew up a Mets fan). Before I came to CO, my 3 favorite teams were the Reds, the Mets, and anyone playing the Braves…

My question

Since you have never been to CO, how are you a Rockies fan?

A misunderstanding.

Avs playing for the Cup in ’96. Friend wanted the Panthers, I went with the Avs. Classmates assumed I liked all the Colorado teams and I went with it. Baseball being my favorite sport, I went all in with the Rockies.

You should put this in your profile

unless you have that text saved for a copy/paste sometime

They aren't complete losers.

They are exceptionally good at getting injured, choking, and finding novel ways to play their ways out of playoffs.

I like underdogs not losers
This game is actually really boring
Yeah, it seems like a weather-fueled pitchers
Hence

historinerdness.

The Phillies are halfway towards regaining Hawpe's mojo from Crawford.
Since we are talking about history I have noticed a disturbing trend about the Yankees and political parties

If the Yankees win the World series this year check out what happens when Democrats are in office

Yankee World Series under Democrats

Obama = 1 (Hope this stays at zero)
Clinton = 4
Carter = 2
LBJ =0
JFK = 2

Yankee World Series under Republicans

George W.Bush =0
George Bush = 0
Ragan =0
Ford =0
Nixon = 0

It does not work as well before 1960 but that’s a 50 year trend.

Interesting isn’t it?

Further evidence that a Great Society contains no Yankee rings
Uh oh

This could get ugly

please don't make me bust out the Community Guidelines
We're getting pretty close to that aren't we
But they didn't win any under LBJ either.
Wasn't he talking about LBJ's Great Society
aghh what?

Is this what happens to this site when we can’t talk about the rockies game

Nah,

it usually just goes silent for stretches.

Gone for forever

But yes, I was referencing the Great Society of LBJ, not democratic or republican.

Good I'm not crazy

You left me hanging a long time :)

Hey, there's no red or blue here...

… just purple, right? ;-)

(~ a Constitutionalist)

Sometimes there's red in the links

but that’s some sort of bug in the system from copying old text

I'm in the middle

Picking between those two are like picking between the Dodgers and the Yankees

Don't know if I can totally claim the middle,

But definitely won’t pick a donkey or an elephant. It’s kinda like picking between the Phillies and the Yankees, for me… ;-p (just to try to make this about the game)

hahahah Rollins you idiot
Hey there

things just got exciting.

yeah umpiring snafus!

woooooo

Umps: still incompetent?
yeah, it's almost more of a snafu that they DIDN'T muff it
replay would have saved a good 2 to 3 minutes there
Is it just me

or does Fox REALLY overuse the split screen?

this is just a terrible game
This is a good game

I think

a terribly unentertaining game
There's just no offense
Well except for Utley
Could have something to do

with the Cy Youngs on the mound.

Thank you
If I was an Indians fan I'd want to stab my eyes out
They all do

I live in Cleveland and wow they bitch all the time.

Part of that might be due to living in Cleveland...
Living in Cleveland might have something to do with that.

Granted, the only part of Cleveland I’ve seen was the airport, so I might not know what I’m talking about.

I love Cleveland

Well ok the weather sucks, but the city is really cool. It feels like Denver

I would have done it already
Granted

I fear that us Rockies fan will one day feel the same way. Can you imagine the nightmare of watching Tulo, Gonzo,Morales, and Jimenez face each other on different teams in the world series?

We have more money than the Indians

We won’t lose all of those players

sorry

after we have only come close, but failed to win a single one

Depends on what you're in it for

I’d like to see a little more action… not necessarily a full-out slugfest, but at some point it does get old, especially when B&M run out of material…

I really wish we had drafted that other UCLA star
What

you’re not terribly enamoured with Garrett Atk….

argh.

GREG REYNOLDS

OH SEE WHAT I DID THERE WE SHOULDA DRAFTED LONGORIA OR TEMMI

humm

well

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE WE SHOULDA

And Atkins did have a couple pretty damn solid seasons for us

before he vanished off the face of the planet

yeahhhhh

too bad Utley’s a top-5 player in baseball

Yeah

there’s that little problem right thar

damn, hindsight’s great, isn’t it?

ain't that the truth

I remember how awesome Atkins was in 2006

2006 was my favorite year, despite how badly we sucked

2006?

Atkins could not have been the only reason

Atkins and Holliday

they were so good

the emergence of Spilborghs

Jennings and his 3.78 ERA

Ramon Ramirez and Manny Corpas

Purple Glove

When did you start really following the Rox again?
What about Tulo and Ubaldo coming up in 07?

Plus career years for Francis and Holliday

Tulo came up in 2006
So did Ubaldo if you want to count September.

What’s not to love about a middle infield of Jamey Carroll and Clint Barmes.

True

But it was so late in the season and he nothing.

2007 is when we first saw his awsomeness

He was up in August and basically handed the job
He was up on August 30, so one month

Plus he batted like .240 with an OPS of .609

I was optimistic but not impressed

ok

2006 was my favorite year

14 players drafted before Utley

Adrian Gonzalez
Adam Johnson
Luis Montanez
Mike Stadolka
Justin Wayne
Rocco Baldelli
Matt Harrington
Matthew Wheatland
Mark Phillips
Joe Torres
Dave Krynzel
Joe Borchard
Shaun Boyd
Beau Hale

Talk about an uninspiring bunch

well, save for the first guy
Yeah, but it's not like the Marlins got the value from drafting him

they just got a murderer for him

Rocco Spanking Baldelli
I was gonna say something about Baldelli

the Rhode Island Roccket

he and CDI were on an all star team together there
Baldelli really has disappionted me

I thought he’d be really good before all the medical stuff happened to him

Chase Utley is amazing.
I actually...like him

I feel dirty

He's very likable.

And good. And he doesn’t play for the Yankees.

I dunno

he always comes across as kind of standoffish and weird to me. For whatever reason.

don't

he’s amazing

and by like him

I mean like…more than half our team

I'd trade half our team for him
I don't think I'd go that far

but I might give up 3 or 4 of em

Yeah

Barmes, Hawpe, Atkins, Torrealba (with his option).

for that package, we should ask for cliff lee
I'd demand Victorino back in that as well

there’s a lot of heart leaving in that trade

Especially from Atkins
potatoes, steaks, etc
shut your foul mouth

they want our dregs

Which half?
it'd be a representative cross section
Utley for Barmes

Straight up.

they would have to throw in another prospect, but not a bad idea
A prospect named Ubaldo
I was facetiously saying Phils would have to. Guess I sounded less sarcastic and more dumb
ohhhhhh

I just misread it

I demand Kyle Drabek

btw, "facetiously" has all 5 vowels (plus y!) used in alphabetical order

I think that’s cool

NERD

that is interesting though

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

is not impressed

Neither is the stewardess

We live in the computer age. ;-)

ok I bite
longest word you can type with just your left hand
What about stewardesses?
it's a plural

kinda cheap :-)

Still is the longest word you can type with your left hand
technically :-)

Now I’m hungry for taco salad…

Chase Utley: Really Goddamn Good at Baseball
Chase Utley will require a police escort to get to the ballpark tomorrow
Chutley 2, Yankees 0

Think they’ll pitch to him again tonight?

They could intentionally walk him with two outs

Like Fuentes did to A-Rod in the ninth inning of Game 5.

oh god that was classic Fuentes

There's you boy Cano RMN

Look at the effort he put in for that one

barmes has that and turns a triple play
It's not just his talent

That was a piss poor effort. THIS IS THE WORLD SERIES! I know it’s wet princess but please dive for something. They are paying you enough right?

I agree

I dislike Robbie C berra berra much

That was the awesomest catch of all time

well…3rd awesomest

Lee looks relaxed
BTW

What were the two most awesomest catches of all time?

Willie Mayes and Barmes’s catch that wasn’t really a catch?

I vote..

Jeffery Mayer and Steve Bartman’s catch.

I like it

Maybe everyone’s vote for greatest catches of all time should be an offseason thread.

Wow what a catch
How many people do you need to stand silently next to you when you sing?
She was from the military
I hate to day this but this game reminds me a lot of games 4 and 5 of the 01 World Series
I'm still hungry.

I need more dinner.

Cliff Lee is stupidly good at baseball
ha, did you see that tag he just made

“good game slugger”

Of course I didn't see the tag

I lack a god damn TV

cursessssss

I have two extra...
I also have 2 extra
It's hard to believe you are living in 2009, are not Amish, and have no TV
I live in a dorm

dorm doesn’t get cable

I have no money

my flat-screen is back at home in CO

QED

So even if you had a TV it would not have mattered
But Fox isn't cable is it?
It's hard to believe the Yankees have four hits with the way he is pitching
Far more importantly:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4347/2rc5rgj.gif

it’s a 1MB file, so I’m not gonna paste it as a picture

What an ass.
that was the most badass catch I've ever seen a pitcher make

and if Ubaldo had done it you’d absolutely love it

He seems to have lulled everyone, including himself to sleep
I want another Utley HR

Reggie who?

no haven't you heard

Arod is the new mr october

To bad for him the World Series will end in November
well it'll just be up to Chase Utley to be Mr. November
3 K's tonight!
Cmon Phils bust it open here
do we get a taco for that stolen base
Tocommy Beollins?

doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

And Tacoby Ellsbury does?
Tacoby Bellsbury

get it right JEEZ.

yes russ

yes it does

I don't think so.

I need hard numbers to prove that it does.

Pstt everyone

this is Russ trying to be funny again

Bases stolen in the WS by Jacoby Ellsbury: 1

Tacos eaten by RMN in response to SBs in the WS: 1

QED

Hard numbers, not imaginary ones. ARGH!
what

those numbers were totally real

Can I put my hand

on 1? Can I smell 1?

one taco, yes

what, do I need to write out a word problem?

I need a word problem.

I also need it to be certified by three PhD’s in math.

you ask too much sir
I only ask the impossible.
good thing you're a baseball fan
I have long since lost track

of the reason for this conversation

I find this all

rather amusing. It’d be hilarious for someone to base their opinion of me on tonight’s conversations.

or last night's

or the night before

you’ve been on an absurd roll lately

Of course, the truth

is that I’m not that much different if you personally meet me.

If this was the first thread I ever read on PR

I would think everyone here was insane

you've clearly missed something then :C
Like every other off topic thread
1 is a real number

unless we’re still in Opposite Land.

Of course we are.
I don't get how you have managed to live 24 years in

the real world

Because the world is not real.

It’s a garden and I’m the gardener.

prove it
How do I prove something to

when the proof isn’t real?

the world isn't arbitrary i'm afraid

absolutes exist

ooh fight

between the enginerd and the historinerd

Give me something that

is at absolute zero.

Okay

0.

And here I thought

you couldn’t reach absolute zero, ever.

Yeah your world has been turned upside down now huh
Is this Yorktown

and “The World Turned Upside Down” is playing?

Okay I read somewhere you're not supposed to humor the insane

here’s your nice padded cell and straitjacket Russell, thanks for playing

Did you just

call me Russell?

Indeed I did

that got your attention dinnit

Well, yes,

because that’s just odd.

I think you struck a nerve
The

Bose-Einstein Condensate disagrees.

Doesn't

that get only a few billionths away from absolute zero?

Technically,

it’s the state of matter at absolute zero. But you’re right…which is weird since you’re rooting for the Yankees.

I think this thread is close to reaching absolute zero
I am reccing that

so fast yo

Two in two days

I’m on a roll

Garrett Atkins' Hall of Fame chances
Now now

my advanced SABR stat Possibility to Get into Hall of Fame (PTGIHOF) calculates his chances currently as a very robust 0.243834228.334 percent

and if I follow those GPS coordinates...
you end up in the Swamp Primeval
Or, luckily,

David Eckstein’s.

DAVID EKSTEIN IS TEH REAL MVP

WHY WONT U RESPECTTTT

The only imaginary number

is the square root of -1.
Silly historinerds.

what about eleventy2
And all multiples thereof.
I'm missing something.
Back in 2007

Taco Bell, World Series, Jacoby Ellsbury. More trying to feed you death.

Ah. You know there are unhealthier things than tacos, right?

Bacon. Big Macs. Drugs. Hmm, yeah, I think that’s a comprehensive list right there.

He's still at it, too.

Apparently Taco Bell is giving away free Black Jack tacos Saturday night, and Ellsbury was promoting it the other day. So the name still fits.

I want a free taco

I want tacos

Hit up Taco Bell Saturday night after 6 and you can have one.

Just avoid all the freaks in costumes.

maybe i will

I’ve wanted to try this taco

I think it would be interesting if the promotion was

Only AL cities get tacos if the AL team steals a base first and only NL cities get tacos if the NL team steal a base first.

Don’t know what they would do in NY, Chicago, and LA though

suck
Is that a response to the promotion idea or to NY, LA, and Chicago
Only if you want to die from it.
Do we get to be burned?
I thought

only I get to be burned because I want to turn this place into Yankees Row for a week.

Well I heard such great things about it yesterday
Wouldn't the more appropriate re-titling of Purple Row as a Yankee's site be...

“Murderer’s Row”?

Not that there could be an appropriate re-purposing/desecration.

If Russ does it

I’ll ban ’im

fer sure

okay we’re not going down this road again

but I will

We should

I never get tacos when the Rockies score 7 runs

I just shouldn't have to pay for taco bell
Utley you giant fail

that was anticlimactic as hell

great K zone too
figures
zone is really letting itself go too
I can't believe Marte got both of them out

I mean he sucks

Cliff Lee is good
understatement of the year
I think he is on drugs of some kind
the kind that make you awesome
for a Razorback
man he's looking pretty good for a pitcher in the 60s
That catch behind his back was almost as cool as the one he made earlier
Is anybody else getting crappy reception with DirecTV?

I cleaned off the dish earlier. Still seemed pretty clean when I went to do it again just now… but mine’s breaking up.

No problems here
Bummer

I don’t think the snow’s picked up enough for that kind of attenuation… maybe I’ve got a coat of ice. I’ll have to hope the sun melts it off tomorrow…

If you have ice then that's probably it

I’ve had problems with that before

Might be time to fire up the DVR then

I’ve got quite a bit of Star Trek, Robot Chicken, WKUK, and more… ;-)

which star trek
Yes.
Shoot! Take that back...

No TOS or DS9 on there right now.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As soon as I hit “Post,” it came back, good as new. Guess I just needed to threaten. Wish that would work with my girls, who won’t go to sleep.

Get your husband on the job

isn’t that what husbands are for?

Then you kick back and watch TV.

Unfortunately, he is on the job

Literally. Got called in to work to provide crew relief because of weather. I might see him tomorrow.

threatening children hm
There's a sign about "we are experiencing techynical difficulties..."

but I can’t read the rest because the picture’s broken.

Picture is great on cable...

same as always. LOL

This game sucks.
Yankees losing

any game in the world where that occurs is awesome

particularly in the World Series.

What about when

MLB expands to the moon and Mars?

MLB would need quite a humidor if they played on the moon
DON'T THEY ALREADY
COORSSSS FEEEEILLDDD
This game is awesome.
Even I can't

attempt to make awesome=sucks.

AH HA

FOILED AT LAST

Just like the Yankees
Go N.L.
The *only* good thing about the Phillies winning is that it would bring the honors to the NL.

And I’ve always been an NL girl.

That's the spirit
Of course, then I'd have to deal with my obnoxious family (OK, my sisters are exempt... it would be my parents and brother)

Traitorous Phillies fans.

Remind them that the Phils have lost more games than any MLB franchise in history
Woohoo! Thanks for that!

Adolescent bitterness… just can’t put it behind me…

For some reason I just can't get enough of the Ynakees losing
I know

it’s great.

Wow

I never would’ve thought that the Phillies would just kick butt

still gotta win 3 more
Bring on the chimneysweep
There is

no chimney to sweep.

I smell an epic comeback.
HAHHAHAH

we’re in opposite world

so by epic comeback, you mean total failure.

Only 7 solo shots away

Seems like the Yankees game plan.

Stranger things have happened.
Well, they are an AL team

BALL SMASH!!!!

If that happens and I stop posting consider me dead
What does this tell us?

Name # of Posts
Silverblood 99
RhodeIslandRoxfan 90
RockiesMagicNumber 85
Russ 75

That they have the fastest computers?

and no kids? ;-)

Or girlfriend.
'sok Russ

I don’t have a girlfriend either. ;-)

Hell

neither do I

neither do I

are we all confessing?

Guess so

also mine has something to do with the fact that I’m a woman

Me too

A married woman, at that ;-)

ok I'm pathetic
My wife says I'm not allowed a girlfriend

So neither do I.

yeah, not that either :-(
hmm

what happened to the future Mrs RMN?

or is this something you’d rather not go into?

left me at the beginning of summer

still not sure why

was doing great, moving on, and then she wanted to drop some of my stuff off

we chatted, I made the mistake of asking if she still thinks about us, she said yes, cried, stuff like that, heartstrings were pulled

wanted to watch this game together, she stood me up

awwwwww

I’ll give you a big ol embarrassing cyber hug

hang in there champ

surprisingly not as miserable as I thought I would be

being stood up just blows in general

Werd brotha
I think I only really told PF about it

out of the PR people

maybe jrockies

Also that I need to catch up to Silverblood
I am awesome?
Sorry, try again.
THROWDOWN
Violence solves nothing.
Sounds like you haven't studied enough military history...

or maybe too much!

Oh, and let me put it another way.

You’re awesome, but post count doesn’t prove that.

How do you know
I don't.

Either way, you’re awesome.

dawwwwwwwwww

gentle wookee

And don't anyone forget it
2 singles = 1.4% WPA

and Rollins = Gold Glove

Oh come on Cliff Lee

stop screwballing around

Rollins is a loser

but so is Tex

Yeah, but Teix is a funny-looking loser

Making fun of his batting stance never gets old.

Ha!

Someone drained A-Rod’s clutch fluid. Also go Yankees. Only 5 HRs needed.

The Yankees lose

THHHHHHEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE!

Always nice to read that
Not sad about that

But not happy about the Phillies winning

Yeah

but considering they’re not the Dodgers, I am managing to be okay with it.

Based on your comments about the Dodgers

I’m thinking you have an understanding of how I feel about the Phillies. :-D

Considering that they ARE the Phillies

I am exceedingly okay with it.

Aside from the fact that those asshats broke my heart a few weeks ago,

yeah.

At least we know it was nothing personal with Lee and Howard
I'm pretty sure

They’re racist against pinstripes.

At least

One’s that aren’t red.

Oh Chase Utley
Here's a stat for you:

Everytime someone surnamed Lee pitches a post season complete game, they win the series.

Is there going to be a post game thread?

I want to talk more about the Yankees mortification

I can make one if you want
No it's OK

I don’t know what we would discuss besides Lee’s dominance. (Not much else to tonught’s game)

I just can’t get enough of the Yankees losing

2008 AL Cy Young winner > 2007 AL Cy Young winner
Charlie Manuel sounds senile
Bad news for you Russ

The winner of game 1 has won the last six and 18 of the last 21 world series.

I consider that excellent news for humanity
You fear

my world domination? Good night everyone!

Purple Row wins the World Series!!!

….Game Thread comments out of the NL West at least.

PR – 660
McC – 640
TBLA – 161
Gas – 65
Pit – 0 (What the heck Phil? No WSGT? You should be able to post 400x by yourself)

BTW..

I’m all in for a history thread. And thanks for forgetting about me Silver! I am not in love with you right now.

I is sowwy

schoolwork has kicked mine ass

in other words, brain be shot
I accept your apologelato..

if it comes with the promise of ice cream.

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